neilnevins:

arthur-recaps:

he just left the kids by themselves

well there was a sale in Kitchen Crafts 

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neilnevins:

arthur-recaps:

he just left the kids by themselves

well there was a sale in Kitchen Crafts 

(via bemismaxim)

When you wait all day long for your mom to get home from work so you can ask her to play Clue with you but then she tells you no

(Source: unclefather, via spookfeyrad)

  • me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
  • me: what are we

Anonymous:
I'm glad everything is just a big joke to you

officialunitedstates:

is something serious happening that im not commenting on so everyone is aware im taking it very seriously? my bad i am very concerned about the ebola outbreak in the us.  i am washing my hands a little longer and drinking a little bit more water.  thanks

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

(via twerkinfortwinkies)

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

(Source: oikwa, via carrot0nesie)

caseyanthonyofficial:

I can’t tell tumblr about the shows I’m watching because some dick with a unibrow will try to spoil it