When you wait all day long for your mom to get home from work so you can ask her to play Clue with you but then she tells you no
- me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
- me: what are we
I'm glad everything is just a big joke to you
is something serious happening that im not commenting on so everyone is aware im taking it very seriously? my bad i am very concerned about the ebola outbreak in the us. i am washing my hands a little longer and drinking a little bit more water. thanks
okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.
I can’t tell tumblr about the shows I’m watching because some dick with a unibrow will try to spoil it