me:*fails a quiz*
drake: i’m just sayin you could do better
me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*
I love lying to my grandmother about technology that doesn’t exist like I just explained to her that people invented these machines to enter dreams and I described to her the plot of inception as if it were a news story and she doesn’t know how to use the internet so she can’t fact check me
Like honestly they can’t figure out how to make her hearing aids work properly why does she believe me when I tell her that we can time travel now
If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.
But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.